Top and Bottom 10

I recently was shown this video from Homestarrunner.com.
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail133.html
I thought it was quite hilarious, and it inspired me to do my bottom 10 list, but then I decided to do a top 10 list as well. So here are the things that bug me most in the world, and the things that I love most in the world, along with the reason why they're on the list.


Top 10

10. Cookies
As most of you know, I have an undescribable and unconditional love for cookies. Like a dog, I'd do most anything for a delicious treat.
9. Sneezing
I find that I love to sneeze. It pleases me to rid myself of the nasty mucus that resides in my nostrils. It kinda feels cool, especially when you get a really smooth-like sneeze. And I love to purposefully make my "Achoo" really loud so I startle everyone around me.
8. Ferrets
Have you ever just put a ferret in your room and watched it explore and what-not? It's quite hilarious, especially when you have TWO ferrets.
7. Papi Jump
There are many fun and entertaining games to play on an iTouch, or an iPhone, but nothing beats good ol' Papi Jump.
6. Longboarding
One of the greatest sensations to be sensationed. Once you've started, you're immediately obsessed. I looove it.
5. The names "Wolfgang" and "Amadeus"
I'd say the two manliest names to ever be given to a boy. And it just so happens that one of the greatest and most famous classical composers was gifted with both of them. It's obvious that he's one of the most manliest of all men who has ever walked the Earth.
4. Pepto-Bismal
Pink can do more than you think. 'Nuff said.
3. Balloon Shop
Their videos on youtube, in my opinion, are the funniest videos I've ever watched. If you don't have the right sense of humor, then you'll think that they're just a waste of time, but, if you DO have the right sense of humor, like me, and if you're awesome, then you'll think they're histerical.
2. Photoboming/Rickrolling
If you do not know what these terms mean, then look 'em up. They are the funnest and greatest pranks to have ever been invented by the human race. Pulling them off is such a tremendous feat.

and finally

1. Urinals
Yep, that's right. The number one thing in the world that I love most.
Women are better than men in most ways, but there are times when a man may best a women, and this is the greatest of those times. Being able to pee standing up is just one of the greatest tests of manhood, and every time I do it, I can't help but think "Aww...Manliness!"



Bottom 10

10. The smell of coffee
I can't stand it. I'll never try coffee because most things usually taste how they smell, and the smell is just....blegh.
9. Diet Water
Uh...what?
8. Papercuts
For something so small, it hurts like heck. I got one on my nose once, it changed me.
7. "Ima Be" by the Black-Eyed Peas
Most ridiculous song I've ever heard. I hate most street talk, I wish people would just learn english instead of making up whatever they want. I caught myself using that "I'ma Be" phrase, and I almost punched myself in the gut for it.
6. Spiders/Tarantulas
When my dad and I were visiting my grandma, I almost stepped on a tarantula while walking up to her door. I didn't realize it was there, but my dad stopped me, and when I saw what it was, I instantly ran behind my dad for cover. So my dad thought it would be cool to put it in a jar with a few airholes at the top, and have me carry it on the ride home. Every time it tried to jump out of the jar, I jumped in my seat as well. I hated the experience.
I ended up showing it to my second grade class for show and tell believe it or not.
5. Waiting at the dentist's office
One of the most nerve-racking things I have to go through every once in a while. I always fear that my dentist will pull all my teeth out on accident, or that I'll find out that my teeth are growing abnormally fast, and will poke through my lips and make me look like a freak. I somtimes have dreams that my teeth pop out...yikes.
4. Water bottles that don't contain water
What is the point of buying a water bottle, and filling it with soda, when you could just buy a bottle of soda? It's called a water bottle for a reason. I think some people are just idiotic. If you do this, well...I'm gonna be frank. I think you're idiotic in this sense.
3. Utah weather
I feel that I don't have to explain myself on this one.
2. Hellboy 2
Worst movie ever made in my opinion. Just watch it, there are so many flaws. I could go on forever about it. Ask my friend Tony, he's heard the whole thing. :D

And last, and probably least

1. Blue Juice!
A behemoth amongst our world. It's virtually impossible to conquer, or to chug without having to use the restroom. Basically it's a gallon of sugar, syrup water with blue food coloring. And, get this: 0% Juice. It actually doesn't taste that bad. But a challenge I haven't completed.

There you have it. That's my bottom and top 10.



.:jordan stout:.